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Review of 2015

Finally, after copious amounts of blood, sweat and tears, not to mention pondering, I have compiled my top twelve films of 2015, and ranked all the others. Enjoy!

Top Twelve 

 

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The movies gave to me

Twelve Collins hits

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Eleven Jobs of Steve

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Ten Stars A-warring

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Nine Scottish plays

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Eight stranded Martians

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Seven Sicarios

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Six dates with Carol

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Five Vi’lent Years

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Four hacking Blackhats

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Three Ex Machinas

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Two Broadway Birdmen

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And emotions Inside Out!

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In more traditional list format:

 

  1. Inside Out

A hilarious, moving, brilliantly inventive, consistently creative evocation of imagination and the need to laugh and cry.

  1. Birdman (Or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

A fearless, relentless, tragicomic blasterpiece.

  1. Ex Machina

An eerie, beguiling and enthralling exploration of identity, consciousness and personhood.

  1. Blackhat

A gripping and enthralling existential thriller of identity in a world of anonymity.

  1. A Most Violent Year

A measured, compelling and de-romanticised portrayal of the American Dream.

  1. Carol

A meticulously crafted, exquisitely mournful period romance of forbidden love.

  1. Sicario

An entrancingly beautiful, unremittingly bleak portrayal of unflinching ugliness.

  1. The Martian

A stunning, breathtaking, frequently hilarious extraterrestrial survival story.

  1. Macbeth

A brooding, bloody and blasted vision of ambition, madness and death.

  1. Star Wars: The Force Awakens

A blistering, barnstorming, blockbusting bonanza where the Force undergoes a fast, visceral, referential, reverential reawakening.

  1. Steve Jobs

A dynamic, electrifying portrayal of an inscrutable and fascinating mind.

  1. Danny Collins

A warm, witty, hilarious, bittersweet, moving tale of redemption, family and the choices we make.

 

Honourable Mentions

  1. Spy

A gloriously refreshing, wildly hilarious re-invigoration of the spy comedy-thriller.

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  1. Crimson Peak

A gorgeous, sumptuous, tragic Gothic romance, simmering with invention and emotion.

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  1. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2

A grim, thrilling, sometimes shocking yet also redemptive finale to a mighty saga.

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  1. Bridge of Spies

A meticulously measured period spy/legal/political/absurdist dramedy.

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  1. Foxcatcher

A grim and oppressive tale of isolation and the struggle for a soul.

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  1. Selma

An intricate, powerful tale of great events told through the lens of shared, social experience.

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  1. Still Alice

A moving, heartbreaking and yet loving portrayal of a life falling apart.

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  1. Suffragette

An urgent, compelling, gripping portrayal of political activism and the distance we still have to go.

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  1. Big Hero 6

A joyous, thrilling, moving, endearing, hilarious, exhilarating and dazzling animated adventure.

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  1. Cinderella

A dazzlingly unapologetic, beautifully romantic fairy tale, exquisitely nuanced in all the right ways.

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  1. A Little Chaos

A beautifully intimate and gorgeously landscaped horticultural costume drama.

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  1. Ant-Man

A fresh, funny, zinging superheroic heist adventure.

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  1. The Intern

An adorable, intelligent friendship comedy that keeps a man static while a woman develops.

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  1. Avengers: Age of Ultron

An enormously ambitious and mostly successful tale of fear and faith within a bulging, blistering superhero slobberknocker.

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  1. American Sniper

A powerful and highly ambivalent tale of macho militarism and its consequences.

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  1. Trainwreck

A hilarious, gross-out, inventive, spiky, heart-warming rom-com that just survives slipping into cliché.

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  1. SPECTRE

A sly, witty, visceral, somewhat unbalanced but still engaging and thrilling tale of duty, redemption, haunting, power and choice.

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  1. The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

A suave, slick, smart, darkly comic, impeccably tongue-in-cheek period spy bromance pastiche.

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  1. Song of the Sea

A beautiful, enchanting portrayal of magic, family and feeling.

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  1. Black Mass

A grim, compelling, intricate gangster tale of violence, corruption and loyalty.

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Not Bad

 

  1. Jupiter Ascending

A narratively unwieldy and preposterously overwritten, thematically confused yet gorgeously designed and furiously stylish noble failure of a sci-fi action epic that blends Star Wars, Stargate, Flash Gordon, Brazil and Soylent Green and could benefit equally from expansion or streamlining.

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  1. Child 44

A grim, bleak tale of the struggle for redemption against the relentless machinery of the state.

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  1. Chappie

A charming, frenetic, brutal, confused and disparate sci-fi fable.

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  1. In The Heart of the Sea

A solid, stirring and at times humbling portrayal of humanity’s relationship with nature.

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  1. Minions

A zany, bonkers riot of slapstick humour, lunacy and BANANA!

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  1. The Theory of Everything

A touching, lyrical biopic with great performances, marred by distracting cinematography.

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  1. Fifty Shades of Grey

An exquisitely designed, beautifully paced romantic drama, botched by a rushed climax.

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  1. Kingsman: The Secret Service

A wacky, profane, bloody, funny satire/parody of the spy film.

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  1. Mad Max: Fury Road

A blistering, relentless, visceral destructo-derby.

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  1. San Andreas

An unsteady but still gripping disaster flick of family, courage and ingenuity.

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  1. Into The Woods

A boisterous, barnbusting musical that runs out of steam part way through.

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Disappointments

 

  1. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

A solid spy thriller undermined by a mish-mash of style and tone.

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  1. Jurassic World

A nostalgic and self-aware if rather mechanical and lacklustre dinosaur adventure.

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  1. Testament of Youth

A handsome but sterile story of war and loss that suffers from an excess of “Englishness.”

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  1. Everest

A muddled yet sometimes heartbreaking telling of a remarkable true story.

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  1. Fantastic Four

A dour super body horror drama of growing pains, friendship and ambition.

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  1. Whiplash

An energetic but hollow portrayal of obsession that raises ideas before frustratingly abandoning them.

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  1. Irrational Man

A lacklustre philosophical thought experiment on existence and meaning.

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  1. Insurgent

A flimsy and unconvincing sci-fi action thriller.

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Turkey of the Year 

  1. Terminator Genisys

A retrograde regurgitation that retches its wretched innards over a brilliant and intelligent franchise.

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