There is significant consensus that 2016 was a thoroughly horrible year, with the deaths of many beloved figures and the ascension of hateful policies and individuals. However, the rot did not affect film releases, which remain as varied as any year. Perhaps inevitably, many films passed me by but, nonetheless, here are my top twelve films of 2016, and all titles ranked in order of preference. As always, my list is based on U.K. release dates.
Top Twelve (in musical form)
On the twelfth day of Christmas
The movies gave to me
Eleven United Kingdoms
Nine Eagle Hunts
Eight Big Shorts
Seven Spotlight scoops
Six Strange Doctors
Five Noc-tur-nal Animals
Four Eyes in the Sky
Two in a Room and
A heptapod Arrival!
In more traditional list format:
Film of the Year: An eerie, enthralling, exquisitely balanced, inspiring and magnificent sci-fi drama.
A sublime, magnificent, heartwarming, heartbreaking tale of the terrible and the wonderful.
A brilliantly inventive, hilariously zany, poignant and intelligent anthropomorphic comedy.
A tense, nerve-shredding thriller of surveillance, globalization, military, political and ethical conundrums.
An exquisite, haunting, beautiful and intoxicating drama, suffused with style, pain and regret.
Inception crossed with The Matrix, enhanced with Harry Potter and amped up to ‘Are You Nuts?!’
An enthralling, absorbing, compelling journalism thriller about community, tradition and responsibility.
An equally hilarious and horrifying tale of economic, intellectual and moral bankruptcy.
An enthralling, inspiring tale of courage, determination and the tensions between genders, tradition and modernity, wilderness and civilization.
An immersive, enthralling, ethereal yet tactile portrait of survival, nature and revenge.
An epic yet intimate tale of love, duty, defiance and justice, in equal parts angering and uplifting.
An exquisitely detailed, brutally grim and unflinchingly gruelling wartime thriller.
A gripping, atmospheric, terrifying Iranian Gothic of fears both natural and supernatural.
A dark, gripping tale of fractured minds, damaged lives, voyeurism and victimhood.
An unsentimental yet heartwarming and progressive tale of hardship, courage and strategy.
An intricate, stylish tale of identity, loyalty, moral, legal and financial interconnections.
A measured, melancholic and gripping modern western of bonds and devotion between little people.
A measured yet thrilling, warm and intelligent sci-fi adventure of duty, family and purpose.
A gorgeously imaginative and sumptuously realised tale of storytelling, destiny and belonging.
A fast, furious blend of high octane action, knowing humour and politically incorrect fun.
A truly epic super-bonanza of power, regret, choice and destiny.
An intense, gripping globe-trotting revenge thriller of loyalty and the proper uses of power.
A gorgeously designed, sometimes meandering but ultimately uplifting retelling of a timeless tale.
A stirring, planet-hopping, slightly unbalanced but compelling sci-fi war movie.
A warm, wacky and wild watery wonder of family, memory and destiny.
A sweeping, moving and enthralling romantic epic of repression, duty, desire and love.
A squifflingly scrumdiddlyumptious felim of dreams, delights and whizzpopping wonder.
A grim, brooding, lumpenly paced yet intriguing exploration of power and our responses to it.
A gorgeous, sumptuous adult fairy tale of identity, duty and desire.
An endearing and moving portrayal of connection and choice, in equal parts heartwarming and heartbreaking.
A slick, stylish sci-fi tale of memory, identity and the panopticon.
A sharp, witty and often hilarious buddy comedy of 70s’ shadow and sleaze.
A grim, gripping, muscular thriller of concerns new and old.
A boisterous and energetically scrappy if somewhat overstretched paranormal comedy adventure.
A shambolic but stylish assembly of freakish figures and super villainous set pieces.
A politically correct and well orchestrated if sanitised and far from operatic action western.
A detailed, measured period spy romance of loyalties, devotion and nostalgia.
An atmospheric and sometimes gripping but also unbalanced and messy thriller.
A quirky, creepy, kaleidoscopic portrayal of Sartrean social insanity in the Infernal Tower.
An over-designed but still stylish splat of a fantasy epic.
An attractively designed but uneven and lacklustre fantasy adventure.
A hollow, preposterous, unengaging, mess of a thriller.
Turkey of the Year: a disparate, discordant and messily inferior sequel.